MiyuSastakou

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks
friend: ever since i started having sex i think i might be into super kinky stuff
me: oh really like what
friend: idk my bf handcuffed me last night
me: whoa that really is kinky
me internally: weak

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr Photoset

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.
Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.

Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

supersmashkev:

bopeep:

lawebloca:

Little Girl Plays on Gentle Giant Tibetan Mastiff ** video **

me

OMGGG

youwillneverdiebutyoumustfeed:

Dies of cuteness overload

youwillneverdiebutyoumustfeed:

Dies of cuteness overload

clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

image

theeveningsoother:

talonsandwings:


riddlemetitillatedhiddles:

imseriousthorletmetasteyou:

takemetothedungeons:

#butt chains #i still don’t understand #are his hips that deadly#is he going to twerk his way out of this if you don’t contain the booty#we just don’t know

obviously you havent seen the snake hips




i guess you could say that those chains were
/puts on sunglasses/
ASSGUARDERS

YEAAAAAAAAAAH
dobeytheshark:

Wow Guardians of the Galaxy looks great

dobeytheshark:

Wow Guardians of the Galaxy looks great

green-satan:

milkybabie:

I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend

that was wild from start to finish